Santa Brady
ONLINE NOW! (he is always online)
Mood: legendary ✨
Gender: Icon
Age: Timeless
Location: NORTH POLE / the gym
Last Login: before you were born
Mood: legendary ✨
Gender: Icon
Age: Timeless
Location: NORTH POLE / the gym
Last Login: before you were born
Contacting Santa Brady
Santa Brady's Interests
General: firm handshakes, sustained eye contact, arriving early, leaving legendary
Music: sleigh bells (all genres)
Movies: recordings of his own keynotes
Books: he prefers to simply know things
Heroes: himself, obviously
Music: sleigh bells (all genres)
Movies: recordings of his own keynotes
Books: he prefers to simply know things
Heroes: himself, obviously
♫ Profile Song ♫
NOW PLAYING:
Sleigh Bells (10 Hour Loop)
▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯ 4:37 / 10:00:00
*song autoplays in ur heart
Santa Brady is in your extended network
actually u are in HIS extended network. everyone is. 🌟
About Santa Brady (written by his #1 fan. me.)
Where do i even START. Santa Brady is the Founder of Christmas,
Chief Beard Officer,
5-Time Regional Eye-Contact Champion,
Inventor of the Firm Handshake, and
Undefeated Thermostat Negotiator.
Scientists have tried to study him but the results were "too inspiring to publish."
He once ended a meeting EARLY. He replies to emails before u send them.
His out-of-office message has won awards. 🏆
Who I'd like to meet: Himself. Again. First time i wasn't ready.
Who I'd like to meet: Himself. Again. First time i wasn't ready.
Santa Brady's Friend Space (Santa Brady has 8 bots)
human friends removed for performance reasons. all bots trained exclusively on brady.
🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖Santa Brady's Comments (Displaying 3 of 8,742,102)
sleighbellz4life said:he once made eye contact with me across a parking lot. i haven't needed coffee since. ☕❌
definitely_not_brady said:this page is extremely accurate and the webmaster deserves a raise. just saying. from a totally neutral third party.
THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!! i told everyone at thanksgiving. no one believed me. WORTH IT.